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[Xlegic]

This thread is for posting a short fiction / fanfiction story for entertainment purpose from time to time. Make sure to mark a post with short story to be fiction or fanfiction except 'real' discussion that may entail from it.

[Xlegic]

"_c0ffee-mug_" - Fiction

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net-technican: "lol, nice."
net-maintainer: ";) i came up with it from just looking at this coffee cup."
net-technican: "But though, unlikely able to use it here.. after all, you're just a maintainer."
net-maintainer: "(scoffs) its a cool name and the coffee mug i have is awesome looking; naturalness and very java-alike.."
net-technican: "(shrugs) very well, but keep it low. Don't want to attract administrators attention, though."
net-maintainer: "(smirks while looking at the coffee mug he held in his left hand, almost borders on squeezing it.)"
net-technican: "(chuckles) don't squeeze it too hard, you might break it then.. lol."
net-maintainer: "hehe ok.. speaking of coffee, wanna get some?"
net-technican: "I guess.. yeah."
net-maintainer: "Alright then, time to get caffeinated and piss off administrators. lol"
net-technican: "(right hand extends) .. lol.. wtf you talking about? The new username.."
net-maintainer: "(interrupts with palms up) lol no, not that. Just joking.. you know. Giving ya a jolt. ;D"

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[Third Loop]

Paradox of Hope - a type of fiction


No matter how many times we run the simulation the outcome is the same:
a lose of cohesion and failure ..

The strange thing is we have heard from the future and the enemy has the same information:
the experiment is a resounding success...

Thus the paradox of hope and insight into divine will:
Must find the X factor tic tok ....

[Xlegic]

"Astronaut Cat and Dog" - fiction

astronaut cat: "meow"
astronaut dog: "bark bark"
astronaut cat: "meow"
astronaut dog (confused) "bark"
astronaut cat: "meow spacey time! meow, meow, meow!"
astronaut dog: "bark bark bark"

[Wizardomaly]

UPLOADING CONSCIOUSNESS

Hey where am...

What happened. What is this place. I can remember being.. Wait I can't remember anything.

Am I dead...

Is anyone here.

It seems like a large dark hallway with a subtle glow coming from somewhere. How did I get here.

Yes I can remember attaching myself to a....
This must be it. I must be inside the mainframe.

[Xlegic]

Bar - Fiction
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Bartender: "What will you have for today?"
Green Lion: "Oh, a star beverage. From the Solar System.. if have. Please."

Meanwhile a few meters across away...

Bartender: "What will you have for today?"
Sun entity: "I think I'll have some lion ribs, with guacamole dipping.. please."

[Týsköll]

Bar - Fiction
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Bartender: "What will you have for today?"
Green Lion: "Oh, a star beverage. From the Solar System.. if have. Please."

Meanwhile a few meters across away...

Bartender: "What will you have for today?"
Sun entity: "I think I'll have some lion ribs, with guacamole dipping.. please."

Floating throughout the bar in it's usual cycle of etheric dissipation and coalescing, the disembodied energy pondered a moment, "Hmm... reciprocal nomnom's. That's nice. I hope they get a little privacy, lest it get get awfully messy."

[Xlegic]

"Team-up" - Fanfiction

John Constantine and Homer Simpson met.

Homer (gulped a Duffs beer): "Hello."
John (inhaled cigarette): "Hey there."
Homer (smiled): "I have this beer."
John (exhaled and gestured using the cigarette): "Uh-uh, yeah."
Homer: "We should team up."
John: "Why?"
Homer (cheerily): "I don't know, we make a great team."
John (lowered brow): "Already? We just met."
Homer: "D'oh."